Wednesday, July 21, 2010

#HowToSpoilAHoodrat

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#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: put her in your top 8.........on myspace.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her kids u gonna be their daddy today......since they cant find em.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her take a pic standing next to your car......for her Twitcon on Twitter.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her to the dollar store and say "throw it in the bag".............literally.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her roll your weed...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her window shoppin...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: claim her...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: teach her how to dougie...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: bring her back some cheddar biscuits from red lobster...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her you gone make dinner tonight.........in the microwave.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her eat off your plate...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: actually GO with her to Maury this time..
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her push the button on the elevator..

#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her to McDonalds on her birthday.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: propose to her...........with a ring pop.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her you gonna pay her light bill.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her some uggs......in the summertime.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her she can have whatever she like........as long as she dont get caught.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her on a shopping spree...........at TJ Maxx.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her a "Goochee" bag (a ziploc with Goochee written on it)
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her a year supply of weave.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: make it rain.........with food stamps.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: give her kids a dollar.......you know she gon take it from em later.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her "money aint a issue tonight baby.....as long as u orderin from the dollar menu"
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her she can shop til she drops......when she shops, shoot her.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

#AGoodRelationship

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#AGoodRelationship has no boundaries. Love is endless...
#AGoodRelationship doesn't HURT in anyway, shape, or form...
#AGoodRelationship consists of you supporting your partner, being there for them every step of the way...
#AGoodRelationship needs COMMUNICATION!!!
SEX is always best in #AGoodRelationship
In #AGoodRelationship, you have to pay attention to your partner and hear them out...no matter what.
In #AGoodRelationship, you no longer are "fucking", you're MAKING LOVE!!!
In #AGoodRelationship, social networking will NOT affect yall in any way...
In #AGoodRelationship, you both should be PRIORITIES to each other, not options.
In #AGoodRelationship, you gotta focus on GIVING more than receiving...
In #AGoodRelationship, you both gotta be willing to change...   
In #AGoodRelationship, both of you gotta be willing to admit their mistakes and wrongdoings...
In #AGoodRelationship, you MUST be OPEN, express your feelings...
In #AGoodRelationship, you have to RESPECT and TRUST each other...
In #AGoodRelationship, admit your mistakes and apologize...
In #AGoodRelationship, you HAVE to spend quality time together often. Dont be "too busy" for her...
In #AGoodRelationship, laughter is the best medicine...
In #AGoodRelationship, there is ABSOLUTELY NO flirting with others...#ThatCausesProblems
In #AGoodRelationship, always show her that you appreciate her...
In #AGoodRelationship, there's gonna be arguments, A LOT OF EM!!!
In #AGoodRelationship, you do NOT call it quits when you argue, you make up and have the BEST SEX EVER!!!
In #AGoodRelationship, there is absolutely NO CHEATING WHATSOEVER!!!!
In #AGoodRelationship, be realistic. Dont be talking about MARRIAGE 2 weeks into the relationship.
In #AGoodRelationship, make sure you commit to that ONE person and ONLY them...