Wednesday, July 21, 2010

#HowToSpoilAHoodrat

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#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: put her in your top 8.........on myspace.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her kids u gonna be their daddy today......since they cant find em.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her take a pic standing next to your car......for her Twitcon on Twitter.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her to the dollar store and say "throw it in the bag".............literally.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her roll your weed...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her window shoppin...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: claim her...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: teach her how to dougie...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: bring her back some cheddar biscuits from red lobster...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her you gone make dinner tonight.........in the microwave.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her eat off your plate...
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: actually GO with her to Maury this time..
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: let her push the button on the elevator..

#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her to McDonalds on her birthday.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: propose to her...........with a ring pop.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her you gonna pay her light bill.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her some uggs......in the summertime.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her she can have whatever she like........as long as she dont get caught.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: take her on a shopping spree...........at TJ Maxx.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her a "Goochee" bag (a ziploc with Goochee written on it)
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: get her a year supply of weave.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: make it rain.........with food stamps.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: give her kids a dollar.......you know she gon take it from em later.
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her "money aint a issue tonight baby.....as long as u orderin from the dollar menu"
#HowToSpoilAHoodRat: tell her she can shop til she drops......when she shops, shoot her.

2 comments:

  1. lmao! he said actually GO with her to Maury

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  2. U gotta advertise this blog homie. This kinda tight(and 1 of them tweets look like mine#Gimme Credit)

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